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Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Welcome Guest Duffy Brown!

Mackinac Island really is an island. Not just a chunk of land that’s a bridge away but more like a fifteen minute ferry ride with Lake Michigan on one side and Huron on the other. It’s one of those places with no cars and lots of horses and bikes and maybe a dead body or two...

...and that’s the problem. Not the dead so much as no one liked this person anyway but that body scares off the tourists!

If there’s one thing everyone on the island does not want to happen is that! Our little island that’s a time warp back to the 1800s relies on the tourists, called fudgies ‘cause they buy so much of the stuff, to stay afloat...at least financially.

So the thing is where can we hide that body till after the busiest weekend of the year? I have a few ideas and you can tell me which one appeals to you. Keep in mind all of these require strapping the body to a bike or renting a horse and buggy.

First we can hide the body in Arch Rock. There’re enough bushes to hide the corpse.

Or we shove the body back in Skull Cave. That place sounds a lot scarier then it is and the cave is too small. Then again maybe the fudgies will think its part of the attraction.

There’s Fort Mackinac. I saw a pit where they used to put the bad guys back in the day. Maybe we can dump the body in there...till it starts to stink.

Saint Ann’s Cemetery is a good choice a body just fits right in. What’s one more dead guy.

The Grand Hotel might work. Just prop the corpse up in one of those rocking chairs on that really looooong front porch they have, put a martini in his hand and he’ll look like he fell asleep.

Or just push the body off the East Bluff and into Lake Huron. Weight it down with some rocks. Glug, glug, glug.

Or heave-ho the body off Shepler’s dock, or maybe the ferry ride back to the mainland.

Where would you get rid of the body? Mackinac Island is a great place for more than riding bikes and eating fried green beans. Some people have a drop-dead good time...and just wait till you see where I did hide that pesky dead body!





I’ll give away three Geared for the Grave totes from your answers.






Duffy Brown loves anything with a mystery. 
While others girls dreamed of dating Brad Pitt, Duffy longed to take Sherlock Holmes to the prom. 
She has two cats, Spooky and Dr. Watson, and conjures up who-done-it stories of her very own for Berkley Prime Crime. 
Duffy also writes romance as Dianne Castell and is a USA Today bestselling author.







The publisher has generously offered a copy of Geared for the Grave to one of my readers. Please comment below, WITH A VALID EMAIL ADDRESS, before midnight on December 24, 2014. Entries from the US only, please.




10 comments:

  1. I would put the body in the water. Water can usually hide a body pretty easily.

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    1. Hi, Bookwoman. There sure is enough water around and it’s cooooold and deep.

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  2. Dump the body at a construction site to be covered up by a foundation of a building.

    Tennisace50(@)yahoo(dot)com

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    1. Hi. Linda. Always a good idea…isn’t that how they hid Jimmy Hoffa? LOL

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  3. I'd hide a body in a basement.

    kaye.killgore@comcast.net

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    1. And bury it deep! We don’t need smells coming from the basement. LOL

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  4. The Grand Hotel might work. Just prop the corpse up in one of those rocking chairs on that really looooong front porch they have, put a martini in his hand and he’ll look like he fell asleep.

    kpbarnett1941[at]aol.com

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    1. I tell you that porch is so long no one would find it for ages. :-)

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  5. Thanks for having me here at Stuff and Nonsense! So much fun chatting with readers.

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  6. I like the idea of putting him on the ferry back to the mainland but then it would be very tricky since there may be video cameras on the ferry. This would allow anyone who was trying to trace the body's whereabouts to see the image and whoever was with it. Thanks for the opportunity to play body, body, where to hide the body. robeader53@yahoo.com

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